{"id":1282,"date":"2016-03-26T11:19:23","date_gmt":"2016-03-26T09:19:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/?p=1282"},"modified":"2019-08-31T11:45:15","modified_gmt":"2019-08-31T08:45:15","slug":"ingilizce-fikralar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/ingilizce-fikralar\/","title":{"rendered":"G\u00fclmekten Sandalyeden D\u00fc\u015f\u00fcrecek Komik \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kralar"},"content":{"rendered":"

F\u0131kralar\u0131 kim sevmez ki? Eminim mutlaka sizin de birka\u00e7 iddial\u0131 f\u0131kran\u0131z vard\u0131r! Peki \u0130ngilizce f\u0131kralar desek? Bir Erasmus ortam\u0131nda, Work and Travel ya da Interrail gezisinde f\u0131kra anlatmak isteseniz ne yapacaks\u0131n\u0131z? O an zorlanmaman\u0131z i\u00e7in, dev bir hizmet! \u0130\u015fte tebess\u00fcm garantili, birbirinden \u0130ngilizce komik f\u0131kralar:)<\/span><\/strong> Hem \u0130ngilizcesi, hem de T\u00fcrk\u00e7esi ile…<\/p>\n

The Sign<\/h2>\n

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Teacher<\/strong>: Why are you late, son?
\nStudent<\/strong>: Because of the sign on the road.
\nTeacher<\/strong>: What type of a sign.
\nStudent<\/strong>: The sign that says, \u201cSchool Ahead, Go Slow!\u201d.<\/p>\n

\u0130\u015faret<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00d6\u011fretmen<\/strong>: Niye ge\u00e7 kald\u0131n, o\u011flum?
\n\u00d6\u011frenci<\/strong>: Yoldaki i\u015faret y\u00fcz\u00fcnden.
\n\u00d6\u011fretmen<\/strong>: Nas\u0131l bir i\u015faret?
\n\u00d6\u011frenci<\/strong>: \u201cOkul var, yava\u015fla!\u201d diyen i\u015faret.<\/p>\n

The Elephant<\/h2>\n

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A<\/strong>\u00a0: Why are you crying?
\nB<\/strong>\u00a0: The elephant is dead.
\nA<\/strong>\u00a0: Was he your pet?
\nB<\/strong>: No, but I’m the one who must dig his grave.<\/p>\n

Fil<\/strong><\/p>\n

A<\/strong>\u00a0: Niye a\u011fl\u0131yorsun?
\nB<\/strong>\u00a0: Fil \u00f6ld\u00fc.
\nA<\/strong>\u00a0: Senin hayvan\u0131n m\u0131yd\u0131?
\nB<\/strong>\u00a0: Hay\u0131r, ama mezar\u0131n\u0131 ben kazmak zorunday\u0131m.<\/p>\n

The Cup<\/h2>\n

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Son<\/strong>\u00a0: Why are all those people running?
\nDad<\/strong>\u00a0: They are running a race to get a cup.
\nSon<\/strong>\u00a0: Who will get the cup?
\nDad<\/strong>\u00a0: The person who wins.
\nSon<\/strong>\u00a0: Then why are all the others running?<\/p>\n

Kupa<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00c7ocuk<\/strong>\u00a0: Bu insanlar\u0131n hepsi neden ko\u015fuyor?
\nBaba<\/strong>\u00a0: Onlar kupa kazanmak i\u00e7in yar\u0131\u015f\u0131yorlar.
\n\u00c7ocuk<\/strong>\u00a0: Peki, kupay\u0131 kim alacak?
\nBaba<\/strong>\u00a0: Kazanan ki\u015fi alacak.
\n\u00c7ocuk<\/strong>\u00a0: Peki di\u011ferleri niye ko\u015fuyor?<\/p>\n

The Biggest Lie<\/h2>\n

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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
\nOne boy answers, “We found ten dollars and decided to give them to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
\nThe teacher gets angry and says, “You should be ashamed of yourselves. When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
\nThe boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.<\/p>\n

En B\u00fcy\u00fck Yalan<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00d6\u011fretmen s\u0131n\u0131fa girdi\u011finde iki erkek \u00f6\u011frencinin tart\u0131\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcr ve sorar: \u201cNiye tart\u0131\u015f\u0131yorsunuz?\u201d
\n\u00c7ocuklardan biri cevap verir: \u201cOn dolar bulduk ve onu en b\u00fcy\u00fck yalan\u0131 kim s\u00f6ylerse ona vermeye karar verdik.\u201d
\n\u00d6\u011fretmen sinirlenir ve \u201cKendinizden utanmal\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z. Ben sizin ya\u015f\u0131n\u0131zdayken yalan\u0131n ne oldu\u011funu bile bilmiyordum\u201d der.
\n\u00c7ocuklar on dolar\u0131 \u00f6\u011fretmene verirler.<\/p>\n

The Light Bulb<\/h2>\n

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Two factory workers are talking.
\nThe woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
\nThe man asks, “And how would you do that?”
\nThe woman says, “Just wait and see.”Then, she hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
\nThe boss comes in and asks, “What are you doing?”
\nThe woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.”
\nThe boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”
\nThe man starts to follow her and the boss asks, “Where are you going?”
\nThe man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”<\/p>\n

Ampul<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u0130ki fabrika i\u015f\u00e7isi sohbet ederler.
\nKad\u0131n der ki \u201c Ben patrondan bir g\u00fcnl\u00fck izin alabilirim.\u201d
\n\u201c Bunu nas\u0131l yapacaksin ki?\u201d diye sorar adam.
\nKad\u0131n \u201cBekle ve g\u00f6r,\u201d der ve sonra tavandan ba\u015fa\u015fa\u011f\u0131 sarkar.
\nSonra patron gelir ve sorar: \u201cNe yap\u0131yorsun sen?\u201d
\nKad\u0131n, \u201cBen bir ampul\u00fcm,\u201d diye cevap verir.
\nBunun \u00fczerine patron \u201c Sen o kadar \u00e7al\u0131\u015fm\u0131ss\u0131n ki kafay\u0131 yemi\u015fsin. Bence bir g\u00fcnl\u00fck izin alman gerek,\u201d der. Adam da kad\u0131n\u0131 takip eder.
\nPatron sorar: \u201cSen nereye gidiyorsun?\u201d
\nAdam cevap verir: \u201cBen de eve gidiyorum. Karanl\u0131kta \u00e7al\u0131\u015famam.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

F\u0131kralar\u0131 kim sevmez ki? Eminim mutlaka sizin de birka\u00e7 iddial\u0131 f\u0131kran\u0131z vard\u0131r! Peki \u0130ngilizce f\u0131kralar desek? Bir Erasmus ortam\u0131nda, Work and Travel ya da Interrail gezisinde f\u0131kra anlatmak isteseniz ne<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1286,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[341],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ingilizce-dersleri"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1282"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1282\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}