{"id":13059,"date":"2020-04-06T11:58:32","date_gmt":"2020-04-06T08:58:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/?p=13059"},"modified":"2020-04-06T11:58:32","modified_gmt":"2020-04-06T08:58:32","slug":"ingilizce-laf-sokucu-sozler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/ingilizce-laf-sokucu-sozler\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0130ngilizce Laf Sokucu S\u00f6zler"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>\u0130ngilizc<\/strong><strong>e Laf Sokmalar<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>\u201cI Would Challenge You To a Battle of Wits, But I See You Are Unarmed.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBeyinlerimiz sava\u015fs\u0131n isterdim; ama g\u00f6r\u00fcyorum ki siz silahs\u0131zs\u0131n\u0131z.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>-Franz Kafka<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAptall\u0131k ayn\u0131 \u015feyleri tekrar tekrar yap\u0131p farkl\u0131 sonu\u00e7lar beklemektir.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>-Albert Einstein<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re so much smarter when you don\u2019t speak.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cKonu\u015fmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n zaman \u00e7ok daha zekisin.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMe pretending to listen should be enough for you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBenim seni dinliyor gibi yapmam senin i\u00e7in yeterli olmal\u0131.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI will try being nicer if you try being smarter.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cE\u011fer sen daha zeki olmay\u0131 denersen ben de daha kibar olmay\u0131 denerim.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cScientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBilim insanlar\u0131 insanlar\u0131n beyinsiz ne kadar s\u00fcre ya\u015fayabileceklerini \u00f6\u011frenmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yor, onlara ya\u015f\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6yleyebilirsin.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t hate you\u2026 I just don\u2019t appreciate your existence.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSenden nefret etmiyorum\u2026Sadece varl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 pek takdir etmiyorum.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cKendini bu kadar ciddiye alma, \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc ba\u015fka kimse alm\u0131yor.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSen cehennemde yan diye dua edebilmek i\u00e7in dindar oldum.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u0130nsanlar\u0131 a\u015fa\u011f\u0131lam\u0131yorum, sadece olumsuz iltifat ediyorum.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGo be stupid somewhere else.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGit ba\u015fka bir yerde salak ol.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>-Squidward<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPlease tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cL\u00fctfen bana kendinden bahset, korku hikayeleri ho\u015fuma gidiyor.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYour family tree must be a cactus, everyone in it is a prick.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSoy a\u011fac\u0131n bir kakt\u00fcs olmal\u0131, i\u00e7indeki herkes bir diken.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere is no such thing as a stupid idea, it is just you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAptal fikir diye bir \u015fey yoktur, sorumlusu sadece sensin.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIntelligence is the key and you are locked out.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnahtar zekad\u0131r ve sen d\u0131\u015far\u0131da kilitli kalm\u0131\u015f durumdas\u0131n.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0130ngilizce Laf Sokmalar \u201cI Would Challenge You To a Battle of Wits, But I See You Are Unarmed.\u201d \u201cBeyinlerimiz sava\u015fs\u0131n isterdim; ama g\u00f6r\u00fcyorum ki siz silahs\u0131zs\u0131n\u0131z.\u201d -Franz Kafka &nbsp; &#8220;Insanity<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13060,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13059","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-genel"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13059","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13059"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13059\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13060"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}