{"id":16666,"date":"2020-05-11T13:31:37","date_gmt":"2020-05-11T10:31:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/?p=16666"},"modified":"2020-06-01T09:59:31","modified_gmt":"2020-06-01T06:59:31","slug":"george-carlin-ingilizce-sozleri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/george-carlin-ingilizce-sozleri\/","title":{"rendered":"George Carlin \u0130ngilizce S\u00f6zleri"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>George Carlin ingilizce s\u00f6zleri aras\u0131nda en pop\u00fcler ve anlaml\u0131 olan s\u00f6zleri sizler i\u00e7in derledik ve T\u00fcrk\u00e7e\u2019ye \u00e7evirdik. George Carlin s\u00f6zlerini ve T\u00fcrk\u00e7e anlamlar\u0131n\u0131 a\u015fa\u011f\u0131dan inceleyebilirsiniz.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #0000ff\">\u201cReligion has actually convinced people that there&#8217;s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever &#8217;til the end of time! But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He&#8217;s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can&#8217;t handle money!\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px\"><em>\u201c\u201c Din insanlar\u0131 asl\u0131nda g\u00f6ky\u00fcz\u00fcnde her g\u00fcn, her \u015feyi izleyen g\u00f6r\u00fcnmez bir adam oldu\u011funa ikna etti. Ve g\u00f6r\u00fcnmez adam\u0131n yapmas\u0131n\u0131 istemedi\u011fi on \u015feyden olu\u015fan \u00f6zel bir listesi var. bu on \u015feyden herhangi birini yaparsa, ate\u015f ve dumanla dolu ve yanma ve i\u015fkence ve ac\u0131 dolu \u00f6zel bir yeri vard\u0131r, burada sizi ya\u015famaya ve ac\u0131 \u00e7ekmeye ve yakmaya ve bo\u011fmaya ve \u00e7\u0131\u011fl\u0131k atarak sonsuza dek a\u011flamaya g\u00f6nderir. zaman! Ama seni seviyor. Seni seviyor ve paraya ihtiyac\u0131 var! Her zaman paraya ihtiyac\u0131 var! O tamamen g\u00fc\u00e7l\u00fc, m\u00fckemmel, her \u015feyi bilen ve bilge, bir \u015fekilde parayla ba\u015fa \u00e7\u0131kam\u0131yor! \u201d&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #0000ff\">&#8220;The reason I talk to myself is because I\u2019m the only one whose answers I accept.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px\"><em>&#8220;Kendimle konu\u015fmam\u0131n nedeni, cevaplar\u0131n\u0131 kabul etti\u011fim tek ki\u015fi oldu\u011fum.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #0000ff\">&#8220;The planet is fine. The people are fucked.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px\"><em>&#8220;Gezegen iyi. \u0130nsanlar berbat.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #0000ff\">&#8220;Here&#8217;s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px\"><em>&#8220;\u0130\u015fte erkekler ve kad\u0131nlar hakk\u0131nda bilmeniz gereken her \u015fey: kad\u0131nlar \u00e7\u0131lg\u0131n, erkekler aptal. Ve kad\u0131nlar\u0131n \u00e7\u0131lg\u0131n olmas\u0131n\u0131n temel nedeni erkeklerin aptal olmas\u0131d\u0131r.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #0000ff\">&#8220;Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px\"><em>&#8220;Bar\u0131\u015f i\u00e7in sava\u015fmak bekaret i\u00e7in \u00fcz\u00fclmek gibidir.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #0000ff\">&#8220;Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px\"><em>&#8220;Sizden daha yava\u015f s\u00fcren birinin aptal oldu\u011funu ve sizden daha h\u0131zl\u0131 giden birinin manyak oldu\u011funu hi\u00e7 fark ettiniz mi?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #0000ff\">&#8220;That&#8217;s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px\"><em>\u201cBu y\u00fczden ona Amerikan R\u00fcyas\u0131 diyorlar, \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc buna inanmak i\u00e7in uykuda olmal\u0131s\u0131n.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #0000ff\">&#8220;May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px\"><em>&#8220;K\u00f6t\u00fcl\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn g\u00fc\u00e7leri evinize giderken kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131ls\u0131n.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #0000ff\">&#8220;Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px\"><em>&#8220;B\u00fcy\u00fck gruplardaki aptal insanlar\u0131n g\u00fcc\u00fcn\u00fc asla k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fcmsemeyin.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #0000ff\">&#8220;There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. &#8220;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px\"><span style=\"color: #333333\"><em>&#8220;Kurtlar\u0131n sessiz oldu\u011fu geceler ve sadece ay uluyor.&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>George Carlin ingilizce s\u00f6zleri aras\u0131nda en pop\u00fcler ve anlaml\u0131 olan s\u00f6zleri sizler i\u00e7in derledik ve T\u00fcrk\u00e7e\u2019ye \u00e7evirdik. George Carlin s\u00f6zlerini ve T\u00fcrk\u00e7e anlamlar\u0131n\u0131 a\u015fa\u011f\u0131dan inceleyebilirsiniz. \u201cReligion has actually convinced people<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16667,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2392],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ingilizce-unlu-sozleri"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16666","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16666"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16666\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.konusarakogren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}